Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies

Bears vs Babies

A monster-building card game. Play cards. Create monsters. Try to defeat an army of babies.
Rated 4.6 out of 5
Based on 59 reviews
$17.99 USD
AGE 10+
2-5
20 min
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PLAY CARDS. CREATE MONSTERS. TRY TO DEFEAT AN ARMY OF BABIES.

Bears vs Babies is a card game where you build incredible monsters who go to war with horrible, awful babies. Stitch together a Handsome Salmon armed with knives and burritos, or a Pomeranian of Light and Wonder in business attire who is being piloted by a robot-squirrel. Give your creations limbs, weapons, and special hats to help prepare them for the inevitable infant onslaught. In this hilarious game of strategic, benevolent betrayal, you win by eating more babies than anyone else.

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what’s in the box?

Bears vs Babies comes with:

· 107 cards featuring illustrations from The Oatmeal
· 1 Cloth Gameboard
· 1 FAQ booklet


Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim.

Hey! Reading is the worst way to learn how to play a game. Watch this instead:

Or don't. Read here:

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quick step guide

Unfold

Unfold the playmat in the middle of the table.

Shuffle

Shuffle the cards REALLY WELL. Deal five cards face-down to each play. Players may look at their own hand.

Baby Cards

f you get a Baby Card (any card with the word "Baby" on it) in your initial hand, put it face-down on the playmat on the matching color.

Draw a new card to replace it so you still have five cards; repeat as necessary.

Pick who goes first

Roughly separate the remaining deck into three Draw Piles and put them face-down on the playmat.

Pick a player to go first.
(Some sample criteria: furriest, most recent tantrum, most body parts, etc.)

Playing Cards

You can play up to two cards on your turn to build Monsters. You must play a Head Card to start building any Monster. Add strength by adding additional body parts.

Drawing Cards

If you can't play two cards, you can draw a card instead. Drawing a card or playing a card is an "action". On your turn, you can perform two actions: draw or play a card.

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Reviewed by Alejandra V.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Fun

I love it . It's really fun and entertaining.

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Reviewed by Evelyne B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Funny little game

Quick and fun to play with the kids

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Reviewed by Jennifer B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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So much fun

A great game and highly recommended for all EK lovers out there!

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Reviewed by Sequoya B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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Fun with just two!

We were skeptical on this game but figured we'd give it a try. We're trying to have as many games as possible in the camper and this is a fun little addition! I just don't know how more than 2 people could really play it comfortably, you'd need a big table. That really was the only issue.

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Reviewed by Charles M.
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I recommend this product
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Good

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